I'm my own Father!

No, no... This isn't some dark, twisted, dystopian version of Back To The Future.

It's a more a whimsical, mystical revisioning of...uh... Crap. Some movie that deals with the priesthood in a serious, but non-sexual way.

Anyway, I'm now an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I'm looking into the requisit local laws to see what else is necessary of an ordained minister in Shiawassee County Michigan.